Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we’re gay?
"When I’m fighting, it’s like the whole world goes away and I only know one thing: that I’m gonna win, and they’re gonna lose. I like that feeling."
when you’re in the grocery store and your jam comes on
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly